50 Weed Puns and Jokes for Captions, Cards, and Group Chats Last updated November 7, 2026 Need a quick weed pun? Try "High standards for snacks" under a photo, "My jokes come with pre-rolled eyes" in the group chat, or "Your age is on a weed-to-know basis" in a birthday card. Below are 50 weed puns, short jokes, and one-liners organized by where you want to use them. Some aim for a laugh; the dad jokes are also prepared to acc… Read more